Rich bitches and why they suck shit.
Just in case any of you are wondering why I fucking hate rich motherfuckers, I thought I'd take a moment and state the ass-numbingly obvious so even a Gooper will get it.
OK, the Goopers won't ever get it; I was kidding about that part.
Rich motherfuckers have more than their fair share of resources. I would think that's pretty obvious from the definition of "rich," but there are an unbelievable number of ill-educated stupid people right here in Dog's Own 'Merkin Paradise On Earth and sometimes you just have to break it down into single syllables.
More than their fair share. That's right, bitches. More. Not like ten or fifteen percent more, thousands and tens of thousands of times more. So much more, in fact, that the rich don't consider the likes of me -- or you -- to be quite human. Certainly not as human as they are. Which is why they are perfectly happy to let you die in a box under a bridge, homeless, hacking your lungs out with 19th century illnesses, and owing any future earnings to some soul-sucking group of corporate hacks somewhere.
I had some moron tell me the other day that he loves rich people because rich people give him jobs. I had to ask him, "Chauffeur? Cook? Butler? Gardner? Upstairs Fuck Maid?" Rich motherfuckers did not hire him. He worked at the same soul-destroying corporation I did. There were no rich people working there. Not a single one. He was hired by a middle-middle-class guy who thought he needed my guy's vastly over-hyped services. Stupid is one thing, incompetent is something else entirely; but my guy was a double threat. Triple, actually, as he liked Jeebus and the TSA. So, loon as well as stupid and incompetent. Classic Gooper. But I digress.
OK, so I assert that to be rich, one must have some ridiculously out-sized amount of resources, usually denominated in dollars. Some obscenely disproportionate amount of stuff that were it distributed fairly would allow poor people and their children to live, get educated, and perhaps even feed themselves. Fucking Bill Gates is a good example. Never gave so much as a dime to charity until the late '90s when he finally figured out one of the reasons normal people hated his guts. Then he did the usual thing and set up a "charity" that would be run by him and his fambly in perpetuity. Whatever. Richard Mellon-fucking Scaif is another one. Never worked a day in his shit-sucking life. Turd-ball from the beginning. Hates Clintons. Fears the penis or something. I never understood the moronity that is a Goopers emotional dysfunction.
But, back to basic principles. Those in society who have a disproportionate amount of the wealth of a society have a moral obligation to use that concentration of wealth, and therefore power, for the improvement of society. Whether by actively managing their resources to improve society as the arch shit-sucker Carnegie did, or by setting up foundations to work on various social problems, or in the simplest way possible, by paying fucking taxes. This is diametrically opposed to the current behavior we see from the walking evil that are America's rich today. They rant about having to pay any taxes at all. They cheat; they lie; they steal. There are no repercussions for rich motherfuckers. No, I don't believe Ken Lay is dead. Entirely too fucking "convenient" for me.
So, those rich ass-licks who do nothing have made a decision to allow poor people and poor children to die from neglect. They fight against any sort of social responsibility. They hate you. They hate me. They wish we would just die quietly. I despise them.
Are we as a society obligated in any way to preserve the wealth, power, and privileges of a tiny hate-filled minority? I say no. Take their money. Take their power. Eliminate their privileges. Stand up, people. Take back your dignity. Do what it takes to regain the America of our dreams.